It took me a moment.
But then I couldn’t stop laughing.
i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebodyyeah it does have a nicering to it
oh my lord don’t start with theses puns
but they rule
an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar
they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love
plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
Rearranges entire fucking sentence so I dont have to use that word
i woke up to my mom yelling “WE’VE GOT AN UGLY ASS CHRISTMAS TREE, WITH SOME GAY GUY ON THE TOP” and i
i’m going to make a blog called so-unrelatable and i’m just going to go through really obscure tags reblogging things like “does anyone else hate it when you’re going antiquing and you drop your vibrator into a priceless arabesque vase and the entire table starts bumpin and you just gotta be like Oh My God These Antiques Are Haunted”
HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS
I started to read that in Crowley’s voice but as I got further on it slowly turned into Thor.
- you guys are allowed to send me messages
- you’re allowed to just say hi
- feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
- you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
- don’t be afraid to be off anon
- you can talk to me
- i like talking to you guys
I kept asking him about Jared, but he’s adamant that’s mommy….
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die."
YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN
ASHAMED YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT SOONER.
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
I would like to take a moment from the heart breaking agony to appreciate a thing.
That thing is the hair schwoop Cas has been sporting lately.
Yes, this hair schwoop:
Don’t you dare tell me the hair schwoop isn’t a thing.
I even saved it and named it hair schwoop.
It’s light brown.
Instead of black.
And it schwoops.
And I love it.
I want to pet it.
Okay I’m done being insane now, go back to your scrolling.